Question: Why is it that 90% of the people that walk by me, on their way to the restroom, feel the need to explain to me why they are going to the restroom?
Answer: Maybe they are insecure because I may or may not keep a timer on them in case they stink up my restroom and then I can point and laugh at them. Or maybe they have been subject to me coming into the bathroom very quietly and turning off the lights. Hmmm...We will never know.
